10 Lies We Tell Everyday But Never Accept

I'm not going to lie about this! Probably the biggest lie ever :P
Don't we all lie everyday, not big black ones, but I-don't-mean-to-hurt-you lies. Starting from telling our mom in the morning to our  boyfriend/girlfriend, the list goes on.

And some of the most common white lies we all say are..

1. I'm fine

Like really? I guess we got so used to this phrase. Upset- I'm fine, sad - I'm fine, angry - I'm fine, dead - yeah, absolutely fine!

2. I didn't do it

Right from childhood days when we pointed our sibling for a mistake we did, to the times at office when we say this to our boss, we have ruled this lie!!

3. I'm on my way there

Just the equivalent to saying I still didn't get up from bed. And i'm going to be VERY late :P

4. I didn't see your call, sorry I missed it

We will be having the phone right in our hand and looking at the screen when that call comes. But no, we're not going to attend it.

5. Thanks a lot, I love it!

Something your friend cooked and you are about to puke it or a gift from your boyfriend that you absolutely detest, you can't hurt them and so you are succumbed to say this lie.

6. I will start my diet/workout from Monday

Yeah, every single time! It's like taking up our new resolution again and again. But still we never do!

7. I can't come today, I'm sick

That day when you can't get from bed and have no mood to get ready and go to work. But then your boss calls and you have to lie on his face!

8. OMG, you lost weight

Are you kidding, you are still the same old fatty, but I just can't say that, can I? Your mind voice, when you meet people after ages.

9. I'm very busy these days

Absolutely lazying around in life, but you can't accept that to the nosy relatives yeah?! So you gotta tell them how busy you are, and can't attend any of the crappy family functions!

10. I never lie!

Mother of lies - We have lost count of how many times we would have used this lie in our life! Nobody can blame you, when you don't lie ;)

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