10 Reasons Why You Should Never Choose Sai Ram Engineering College!

There are reasons why you should join a college, then there are reasons why you definitely shouldn't!!

Times of choosing a college based on the merits have been gone by the past. Now, choose by seeing the atrocities committed by private colleges. What with the 12th board exam finishing around the corner, it is high time you base your decisions well and don't regret later!

Sai Ram Engineering college, which is in the news for the latest scandal for a suicide case of a student Abinath, has the following valid reasons for why you shouldn't choose it to start your engineering foundation here.

1. You can't talk to the opposite gender.

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Did you think you can rock your college life and make a lot of friends from the opposite gender? Kindly forget it. It's a 'THEIVA KUTHAM' according to the college management. You can't talk in class, campus, bus andddddd outside the college as well. You'll be under constant watch, so no escaping!

Dude, we've separate staircase for all we care!

2. You should follow absurd dress code.

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Seen movies and adorned your wardrobe with new clothes for new college life, have you? Kindly go and throw them away. All you're supposed to wear is formals for the guys, and '$@%$^&$ rules' based dress for the girls.

Why can't they just bring in uniform like school??

3. You can't use any electronic gadgets.

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You should basically forget that our world has evolved by the usage of electronic devices. Be a pathetic naive human and stop using cell phones, laptops and desktops. Oh, even the pen drive for that matter. Not even in the hostel.

Wonder how students can do any assignments!!

4. You will be under the control of the idiotic goons.

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Surprise! Surprise!! There will be these goons watching over you, wherever you go, whatever you do. Even when you go to the loo. Lovely isn't it? One wrong step and you'll be given a special treatment of lathi beatings in a black room.

Beware, cause they maybe Dominants. What with all the beatings otherwise!

5. You can't have any accounts on social media.

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Please get some partial amnesia and forget that social platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Intsagram, Whatsapp exist. You can't use them. And if you do, your account will be logged in and your privacy will be scrutinised.

Okay. They're definitely making you a sociopath now!

6. You have to keep paying fine. ALWAYS.

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Be prepared to shell out all your pocket money on the fines these people put. Sorry not sorry, but you'll end up paying fines for all the silly reasons that you can think of.

Breathe. And you have to pay fine!

7. Your phone calls will be overheard.

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When you thought that phone calls will come to your rescue cause they made a rule that boys and girls can't talk in college. That's where you are WRONG! You can't talk from the hostel phones without the goons over-hearing the calls you make.

Privacy? What privacy? Didn't you read the statement of agreement before joining the college?

8. You can't have more than three arrears.

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For all those who planned to enjoy your seven semesters and thought of clearing your papers by the 8th semester, you are SCREWED big time! If you have more than three arrears in a semester, you won't be allowed to sit for the remaining sem exams at all!

Cause clearly, you're not fit to write the exam if you have a whopping number of arrears list!

9. Your parents will be abused too.

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When you came to terms with all the absurdities of the college and decided to embrace it, that's when they will knock you over by calling your parents. Mind you, they should come in formals too, but only to get verbally abused at.

Maybe, just maybe, someone can take them a class on giving respect first!

10. You can't take up campus interview if you don't follow any of the above mentioned rule.

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Get one black mark by not following any of the so-called great rules and you're finished for life. You wouldn't be allowed for campus placements and basically they will just prove that the four years you spent in the hell is utter waste!

Just *facepalm*.. You ruined your life yourself!

Firstly we request you to understand that a student's life is a lot more than all this. There are so many other significant criteria for running a college and making it a better place for shaping up a student's career and life. Just by imposing these unethical rules you can't achieve anything nor can you give a bright future for the students.

Also, we request the parents to choose a suitable college for their kids rather than just going by these false advertisements of private colleges. Give your children a happy and growing place to study, not a moron-driven money-minded and worthless place of a hell. 

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